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  • Getz Going
  • Not Death, but Love
  • Hebdomas Squatinae [Original]
  • Little Tokoyo
  • Quatrain
  • I Await Your Urgent Response
  • Pretentious [Title]
  • ...and those seven dwarfs

I Await Your Urgent Response

for four players

Dur: TBD

Program Notes:

I Await Your Urgent Response is a piece culled from junk mail.  More specifically, the junk mail that I received in my student account from July, 2008 to February, 2009 at the University of Missouri-Kansas City.  Because of the rarity of receiving junk mail on that account, I would be duped each time to open the message and read it.  That they were a bit amusing is an understatement.  In my limited knowledge of the internet and programs designed to remove junk mail, it seemed that the authors were doing their best to insert standard phrases (or at least what they thought would be standard) in order to trick programs into delivering the message.  That certain words were misspelled intentionally to avoid detection I have no doubt, but out of the chaos of translation and deception came something that at times seemed to be the same jumbled mush of those that purport to speak in tongues.  So I started keeping the emails with the idea that at some point they would be incorporated into a piece. 

But rather than organize the chaos and misdirection that the words are meant to imply, I felt that a certain freedom should be inherent in the rendering and imagining of the music.  So instead of writing out every note, I felt it would be better if the work was improvised.  Occasionally the performers are given ideas or symbols, but for the most part they are simply to react to the text with as much jocularity as possible.  This piece is written for four performers (or parts), with no indications as to which instruments they should play (or even if they have to play instruments).  Each part will recite all or portions of the emails and the rest is going to probably be as unusual and interesting to me as it will be to you.

Contained in this piece are the best of the emails I received, ranging from Nigerian money offers to Viagra pushers to “work at home” scams.  There’s one for online gambling, and even one where halfway through the email the lady starts dropping plot twists like Tommy Wiseau.  But that’s enough from me, let’s get started.  Enjoy…  I Await Your Urgent Response.

-Ryan Jesperson
     2/20/2009



Performance Notes:

All parts are to be improvised.  Each player may perform on any and/or all instruments.  No rehearsal is needed to “sync” up parts that are playing off identical directions.  The written directions should influence the improvisation, but not dictate it.  A few cursory rehearsals to outline the sections of the piece should be satisfactory, but don’t go in with a game plan, or else you’ll ruin all the fun…

The emails should be read as written, exaggerating misspellings and random Acts of capitalization.  Impressions or alternate voices should be encouraged.  Many names and words are fabricated, so no need to work on pronunciations before performing, just wing it and have a good time…

Any other performance questions are left to the discretion of the performers…  When in doubt, improvise…

The Emails:

1.
from: Remmele Devillier
subject: CChristmas

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The space of six hour, dry it with a clean cloth, might perhaps borrow the money on the prospect although he frowned at toni’s description of miss along, gazing into some of the shop windows as and only allowed her very small sum for housekeeping.

2.
from: Mr. Adama Sawadogo
subject: Urgent Reply For More Information

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:

This e-mail message is from Mr. Adama Sawadogo This message is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information.  Any review,use,distribution or disclosure by others is strictly prohibited.If you are not the intended recipient (or authorized to receive for the recipient),please contact the sender by reply email and delete all copies of this message.

Greetings to you,

This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and become great friends and business partners.My name is Mr. Adama Sawadogo, the present branch Manager of a bank here in Burkina faso West Africa.  I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust  you with the information I am about to reveal to you.  Like I said, I have a transaction that will benefit both of us, as your assistance is required as a foreigner.

I use to head the Accounts department in my bank head office, but last December I was asked to take position of a Manager of our branch in Ouagadougou who passed on,so that was how I became the present Manager and discovered a fortune.  As I resumed duty, I discovered an account with total sum of $10.6 million that has not been operated on for the past 4 years.From my investigation, I found out that this account belongs to one Late Mr. Shadi Aribi Monther  a Lebanon big time Oildealer, who unfortunately lost his life in the Air France Concorde on July 26, 2000.  You will read more news about the crash on visiting these site;

I have kept a close moitoring of the account since then and nobody has come forward to claim the money as next of kin to the late Mr. Shadi Aribi Monther meaning that no one is aware of the account.  I can not directly take out this money without the help of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance to claim the funds and share it with me.  As the Manager of my bank branch, I have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the next of kin to the account, with the correct information concerning the account, which I sahll give you.I am seeking your co –operation to present you as the next of kin to the account.

There is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.If you accept to work withme, I want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied.  Contact me as soon as you receive this message if you feel.

Thank you in advance and may God bless you.

Please, reat with utmost confidentiality.

I await your urgent response.

Regards,
Mr. Adama Sawadogo

3.
from: Stallons Beydler
subject: YYour account was blocked!

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4.
from: Lora Parker
subject: Part time job

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This type of work is great for Students who are seriously looking for extra income!

If you are interested please email me at: contact@polosurv.com
Hope to hear from  you soon,

Lora Parker

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from: Rounds Lobban
subject: :(

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By familiarity with these low people.  He did not seeing how tightly she still still grasped the tought luxuriant growth, and at last covering the tree approaching me whose arms and weapons never go sortthose few hardworking wives or women on their.

6.
from: Arico Villafuerte
subject: Order dettails

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Put them all together.  Crach the bones, put them that the doctor was not wholly satisfied about one problem agitated, tormented him, and left now ended.  But the puzzle is still there, it seems.  Her arms round me and held me with convulsive.

7.
from: Perrin Caamano
subject: Brothel has speciial deals for virgin clients

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Doubt it.  Acheres and recloses still wait a pioneer you were afraid for yourself.  And you see where the tragedy of the birthday party.  No need to that it was time to go to bed.  next noontide saw a hired car. A kindly thought to take an elderly him cowardly.  Why, you know I was sent up here became a sort of holiday, and the tall private minutes later we were standing before a little was off his guard.saw all the malice and anger ithave I got to have one?’ sir stafford ney picked to be no less than thy valour.  Now do thou follow fools in a jury box, and god knows what they can.

8.
from: Barella Haughton
subject: Italian jailed for emailing nude photos of ex-lover

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Be kept secret, that the hours should be regular, power of his keen satire, and step by step he assistant commissioner I understand what m. Poirot people who have committed crimes are walking about old life is dead, and we start our lives in this.

9.
from: idrissa alice
subject: PLEASE GET BACK TO ME SOON

Dear friend

Compliment of the day to you, iam written this mail to you with heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart.  My name is Alice Idrissa and am contacting you from my country Tunisia I want to tell you this because I don’t have any other option than to tell ou as I was touched to open up to you,I am married to Mr. Idrissa Toyo who worked with Tunisia embassy in Mali for nine years before he died in the year 2005.

We were married for eleven years without a child he died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days since his death I decided not to remarry,When my late husband was alive we deposit a Box that contains (4.2 Million Dollars) Cash, with a guide security company for safe keeping there in Bamako the capital city of Mali in west Africa, And we registered the box as African artwork belonging to my husband friend in abroad.

For security of the money inside the box,Presently the box still in the security company,my Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem.

The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity organization and helping the orphanage.
I grew up as an Orphan and I don’t have anybody as my family member, just to endeavor that the house of God is maintained am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness have suffered me too much, as soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security company in Mali.

I will also instruct my lawyer to issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the Box, that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein have a great day

Hoping to receive your reply.
Mrs. Alice Idrissa

10.
from: Hilgefort Sherwin
subject: :)

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Weak, vindictive nature to press it to a decision.  You’ve not seen her name in the papers?  His throat near for blessings.  visitors  used to stand listening been cultivated.  We threw down our loads at once and of kings: but three hundred generations of a man of a sad brow and severe eye, place, managed and looked after in a country like brazil.  About two months, the bulldog sloop of war came billy.  I know it will please the children.  The which are not unseemly, in public: no woman is a fresh batch of natives from the caves, and we when he teases me so that I detest him?  Said octavia, bank dropped a willow, and a wide spreading cedar lies, her vain attempts to clear herself byhe coils.  Then it slowly drew inwards and disappeared.  Yolk of an egg, some verjuyce, the slice of an steps between.  Dost tremble for thy lover? Thus mrs. Dave dyer flattered her with questions about of the laws of physics to get a temperature and about.  And why?  And how? Not just people’s silly.

This piece was premiered in Kansas City, MO on a UMKC GUILD Concert March 5th, 2009. It has also been performed at the SCI Region V conference and on a Butler Composer Orchestra Concert.

Upcoming Performances

April, 2020: CANCELLED! Janet and Jordan Jacobson will premiere a new violin and trombone concerto called And Violet Makes Three with the Hartford Independent Chamber Orchestra at The Hartt School.

October 10th, 2019: Prometheus Duo will perform Icarus in Vršac, Serbia.

October 9th, 2019: Prometheus Duo will perform Icarus in Sombor, Serbia.

October 8th, 2019: Prometheus Duo will perform Icarus in Niš, Serbia.

October 7th, 2019: Prometheus Duo will perform Icarus in Pirot, Belgium.

October 6th, 2019: Prometheus Duo will perform Icarus in Smederevo, Serbia.

October 4th,2019: Prometheus Duo will perform Icarus in Belgrade, Serbia.

September 2019: Prometheus Duo will perform Icarus in Redding, CT and Bloomfield, CT.

August 24th, 2019: Boombox Serenade will be performed by Dan D'Addio at Hartford Artspace Gallery.

Spring 2019: Attention Deficit...Squirrel will be premiered by Woody Witt and Pamela York in Texas.

May 14th, 2017: High Times for Low Brass will be premiered at the New Britian Museum of Modern Art.

April 29th, 2017: What we talk about when we talk in 140 characters will be performed by HICO at The CT Historical Society in Hartford, CT.

April 12th, 2017: What we talk about when we talk in 140 characters will be performed by HICO at Eastern Connecticut State University.

March 9th, 2017: Concerto for Trombone "Cowiche" will be premiered by Matthew Russo and the UCONN Symphony Orchestra at the UCONN campus in Storrs, CT.

February 2nd, 2017: Boombox Serenade will be performed by Dan D'Addio at CCSU in New Britain, CT.

October 1st, 2016: From Sabres to Satellites will be premiered by US Army MI Corps Band in New Mexico.

April 30th, 2016: Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops? will be premiered by Glen Adsit and the Hartt Wind Ensemble.

October 10th, 2015: but in this dark night I am stationary and time is a river will be premiered by Elisabeth Halliday and The Hartford Independent Chamber Orchestra.

June 6th, 2015: Souvenirs/Miniatures will be premiered at June in Buffalo.

May 14th, 2015: David Tayloe and Marko Stuparevic will premier A Page Out of Zen in West Hartford, CT as part of ACF's "Composers Night Out".

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